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Donald Trump’s hairpiece might be a little taut.
Whereas most Americans reacted to Tuesday’s blizzard with Instagram pictures and a welcome day at home, the wig-topped birther took to Twitter to explain how President Obama was using the adverse weather as a chance to declare martial law in New York… as in a military takeover of the city… as in a coup d’état.
The horse-haired real estate mogul, who always announces he is running for president but never actually runs, thundered on Tuesday morning:
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President Obama, our great leader, wants to declare martial law in New York City as a means of helping out with the "massive" storm.
As of the time of publication, there have been no reported sightings of Abrams tanks rolling up Broadway.
