Transfer Deadline Day Talk Turns To Jim White Facts, Which Are Hilarious (But Totally Made Up)

hope this transfer deadline day is as exciting as the last #DeadlineDaypic.twitter.com/C88G2nfNl9

— callUM (@caazbucket) February 2, 2015

This will definitely not happen on #DeadlineDaypic.twitter.com/FAzQ7icqCn

— Tahira Mirza (@tahiramirza1) February 2, 2015

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Jim White @TheOddsBible#JimWhiteFacts

— James Parrott (@JamesParrott10) February 2, 2015

Jim White doesn't eat food. He feeds solely on transfer speculation. #JimWhiteFacts

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) February 2, 2015

Jim White doesn't sleep. He waits

#JimWhiteFacts

— Jim White Facts (@jimwhitefacts) February 2, 2015

He doesn't sleep in a bed the night before deadline day #JimWhiteFactspic.twitter.com/7ClRDAQ7oX

— Mark Robinson (@MrMCRobinson) February 2, 2015

After his birth, Jim White was the first to report on his transfer from hospital to home. @TheOddsBible#JimWhiteFacts

— David James (@F1jedi) February 2, 2015

An hour after he was born he spoke fluent Russian and Chinese #JimWhiteFacts

— calvin briggs (@ItsBriggzy) February 2, 2015

Most babies cry when they are born

Jim White shouted breaking news when he was born.

#JimWhiteFacts

— Joseph Carlsson (@joecarlo_joe) February 2, 2015

#JimWhiteFacts Jim White can fold a airplane into paper

— Harry Banfield (@Banfield16) February 2, 2015

How Jim White prepares for #TransferDeadlinehttp://t.co/czK7K4TfBZ#JimWhiteFacts#DeadlineDaypic.twitter.com/SNa0BErgF6

— Elliot Wagland (@elliotwagland) February 2, 2015

Jesus can walk on water, Jim White can swim through land #JimWhiteFacts

— Harry Banfield (@Banfield16) February 2, 2015

Jim White can access the internet on a walkie talkie. #JimWhiteFacts@TheOddsBible

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) February 2, 2015

Jim White is so hard he walked in to burger king and asked for a big mac, and got one #JimWhiteFacts

— calvin briggs (@ItsBriggzy) February 2, 2015

A bulletproof vest wears Jim White for protection #JimWhiteFacts

— calvin briggs (@ItsBriggzy) February 2, 2015

Jim White when he realises what day it is... #JimWhiteFacts#DeadlineDaypic.twitter.com/ljD0ym9V0z

— Mike Cripps (@crippsma) February 2, 2015