Forget damp village halls, bad face painting and a supermarket sponge cake, for these celebrity parents a child's birthday is all about flashing the cash and showing off with glitz and glam (and a surprising amount of animals).
That's even if their kids aren't old enough to enjoy the party, let alone remember it.
Well, if you've got it...
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