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16/02/2015 11:14 GMT | Updated 16/02/2015 11:59 GMT

This Man's Bunch Of Flowers Win Valentine's Day 2015

Because nothing says 'I love you' like a bunch of... erm...

Bless!

Still, at least Mr White's heart was in the right place. As were those of these Americans - who all ordered Valentine's Day flower deliveries through 1-800-Flowers, and were all somewhat disappointed with the results...

(In 1-800-Flowers' defence, we think "ruined" is a bit harsh.)

And the disasters weren't just limited to flowers - or lions' faces made from flowers' - either...

Oh dear. Hopefully they still tasted delicious. As delicious as asparagus, in fact.