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20/02/2015 10:11 GMT | Updated 20/02/2015 12:59 GMT

The 7 Weird Thoughts Everyone Has On The Tube

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(Too many) people boarding an Underground train

Like most human inventions, the London Underground is distinctly designed to facilitate laziness. How would your legs cope without it?

Whether you're a student in the capital, someone with a job there, or perhaps just someone with a hobby-like passion for claustrophobia, you've almost certainly made use of the tube.

And, by extension, your brain has almost certainly produced these seven sentences...

The 7 Weird Thoughts Everyone Has On The Tube

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