This Liberal Democrat intern in Oxford may have possibly won April Fools' Day.
On reflection, it could be an Inception-style April Fools' prank within an April Fools' prank *brain implodes*, but either way, it's a darn good one at that.
It's not yet clear how the text came to light, but appears to have first been tweeted by BBC South Today's political correspondent Emma Vardy. The Lib Dems have been contacted for confirmation but have yet to respond.