The #VoteZeke campaign starts here, people.
Yes, it's not every day that somebody takes their dummy out of their mouth in order to announce that they're running for President. [Insert George W Bush joke here]
But Zeke, here, is making such an announcement - not least because he's really, really upset that Hillary Clinton got in their before him.
"I wanted to run for President!" he tells his mum, Erin Celello, between sobs - before then going on to explain that he thinks being President means he'll be able to "play with toys". Well, he's not far off...
Talk about a newcomer entering the race. We'll watch out for you in 2052, Zeke.Suggest a correction