Men in kilts carrying crates of Buckfast and Irn Bru will be heading to their choppers on Friday morning if Boris Johnson is to be believed after he warned of an impending "ajockalypse".
Cynical tweeters quickly embraced the term and warned of the forthcoming invasion of Westminster and the "chaos" that could be caused by a Labour-SNP coalition government.
Never a bunch to let a bumbling posh bloke from the English countryside get them down, Scottish tweeters jumped on #Jockalypse to poke fun at Boris.
So, this is what the world will be like when Nicola Sturgeon walks into Number 10 on Friday. You have been warned.
A terrifying forecast of the upcoming #Jockalypse
Rivers will boil and the sea will be turned unto stone. pic.twitter.com/zj7GxUlwxV— Willie Miller (@DonWillieMiller) May 6, 2015
#Jockalypse May their rivers run orange with Bru— alexander thompson (@BigPoppaTotoro) May 6, 2015
The sky turns a shade of Irn-Bru. The screeching notes of the Devil's own bagpipes can be heard on the wind.
The #Jockalypse approaches.— Shaun (@Shiny02) May 5, 2015
Every time Sturgeon takes a selfie with another person she steals their soul. BE AFRAID.May 5, 2015
They've only gone and weaponised Nessie #Jockalypse— Veridis Quo (@METAKNlGHT) May 6, 2015
After the #Jockalypse, Hadrian's Wall will be dismantled and rebuilt around Surrey and Hampshire to keep the rest of us safe from the Tories— Maggie Aitch (@FreeBesieged) May 6, 2015
London cabbies will have to smile while accepting Scottish banknotes. #Jockalypse— Stan Le Man (@RFCSwitcheroo) May 6, 2015
"Yer Bums Oot The Windae" Nicola politely informs Dave and Ed on Friday morning #Jockalypse— elaine (@ElaineOordugkim) May 6, 2015