A-Jockalypse Now: Scots Tweeters Respond To Boris Johnson's 'Racist' Jibe

A terrifying forecast of the upcoming #Jockalypse

Rivers will boil and the sea will be turned unto stone. pic.twitter.com/zj7GxUlwxV

— Willie Miller (@DonWillieMiller) May 6, 2015

#Jockalypse May their rivers run orange with Bru

— alexander thompson (@BigPoppaTotoro) May 6, 2015

The sky turns a shade of Irn-Bru. The screeching notes of the Devil's own bagpipes can be heard on the wind.

The #Jockalypse approaches.

— Shaun (@Shiny02) May 5, 2015

This is what the streets of London will look like if the SNP have their wicked way. That what you want? #Jockalypsepic.twitter.com/HYXdueM9ul

— Alan Mackie (@Oldmanmackie) May 6, 2015

London, 11th of May, 2015. After #Jockalypse, survivors start to emerge from the ruins to rebuild pic.twitter.com/ACEexC4er4

— PolitiCrumb (@politicrumb) May 5, 2015

Every time Sturgeon takes a selfie with another person she steals their soul. BE AFRAID.

#Jockalypse

— Shaun (@Shiny02) May 5, 2015

Things just got serious, bring in the dogs of war #Jockalypsepic.twitter.com/fMwFlgNNTA

— Weir for Angus Wull (@YoorWullie) May 6, 2015

I love the smell of Buckfast in the morning. #jockalypse#AJockalypseNowpic.twitter.com/PQaQj9e9UC

— Ryan Barrell (@RyanBarrell) May 6, 2015

The SNP plan to scrap Trident and replace it with these three guys. Is that what you want? #Jockalypsepic.twitter.com/c8gkFKn9NC

— Alan Mackie (@Oldmanmackie) May 6, 2015

They've only gone and weaponised Nessie #Jockalypse

— Veridis Quo (@METAKNlGHT) May 6, 2015

Every dinner to include #irnbru and buckfast . #Jockalypsepic.twitter.com/J0aDOsKWZ0

— Karen Tennents girl (@karen_flynn) May 6, 2015

After the #Jockalypse, Hadrian's Wall will be dismantled and rebuilt around Surrey and Hampshire to keep the rest of us safe from the Tories

— Maggie Aitch (@FreeBesieged) May 6, 2015

London cabbies will have to smile while accepting Scottish banknotes. #Jockalypse

— Stan Le Man (@RFCSwitcheroo) May 6, 2015

Fat Bastard to replace Jeremy Hunt as Secretary of State for Health. #Jockalypsepic.twitter.com/RfBlfIv6aY

— Greg (@TallyHoOldBean) May 6, 2015

"Yer Bums Oot The Windae" Nicola politely informs Dave and Ed on Friday morning #Jockalypse

— elaine (@ElaineOordugkim) May 6, 2015