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#HipsterCrimes That Would Get You Arrested By #HipsterCop

12/05/2015 10:29 BST | Updated 12/05/2015 10:59 BST
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Ever since #HipsterCop took London (and the UK) by storm, it's become clear what his true calling is - taking down people who commit #HipsterCrimes like riding a fixie bike under the influence of non-organic alcohol.

Here's some of Twitter's suggestions of hipster crimes that would get you arrested by hipster cop:

And then there's the things that aren't actual crimes, but are totally faux pas for any self-respecting hipster.

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