Eurovision 2016: 24 Things That Are Guaranteed To Happen During The Song Contest

19/05/2015 17:23 BST | Updated 09/05/2016 17:59 BST

Eurovision 2016 is here! Ici! Hier! And we can barely contain our excitement. Why? Because we are bound to hear and/or see all of the following...

Things you're guaranteed to see during Eurovision

See what we mean? Oh, and good luck, Royaume-Uni!