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'My Butt Has A Line Of Symmetry': Hilarious Instagram Account Reveals Children's Oddest Thoughts

29/05/2015 16:10 BST | Updated 29/05/2015 16:59 BST

A teacher has set up an anonymous Instagram account to reveal all the hilarious comments she hears from kids during their lunch break.

"Live From Snack Time!" was created because the teacher said she felt compelled to document the best quotes she's ever heard.

She told Cosmopolitan.com: "Their thoughts are genuine and pure. The kids are trying to figure out the world around them.

"Some teachers might feel the crazy questions are attention-seeking, manipulative, or the class clown acting out, I feel they are genuine, real, curious."

So sit back, relax and let these hilarious quotes to brighten up your day...

The wedding will be so chill

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Thing 1 and Thing 2?

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No child left behind

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PG or punished

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Enjoy that Friday feeling! 😎

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Perfect, then you won't need your calculator for the test! #teacherproblems

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"I just don't want to miss recess"

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You're gonna have quite the stack of assignments to finish on April 2nd! ✏️

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Teachers are just like us!#livefromsnacktime #teacherlife #teachershelpteachers #kidlaughs #kidsaythedarndestthings

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Said no millionaire ever.. #livefromsnacktime #teacherlife #teachers

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