A pig who was arrested for causing mischief showed his distaste of the police by defecating all over the back seat of their cop car.
The porker, named only as "Pig", was allegedly acting aggressively towards a woman and chased her around her garden after escaping from its rightful home.
The terrified woman ran to call the police while the animal was distracted by a lawn ornament. Police later arrived and apprehended the angry swine.
Officers from Shelby Township Police Department put the porker in the back of their car, ready to return it back to its owners.
But before long Pig decided to protest against his imprisonment by pooping. Everywhere.
"Just when you think after 25 years in the business you’ve seen it all, you get a call from a shift commander telling you that we have corralled a pig," Deputy Chief Mark Coil said. "Officers responded and were able to detain the pig and get him in the back seat of the patrol car."
"It became a biohazard relatively quickly," he added. "Luckily for the department and the officers the owner volunteered and cleaned the car for us."
Pig is now back home with his owner Brian Davis, who is happy to have not received a porking ticket.