You know the story - man is bitten by radioactive spider/goat/horse/ant/fish, gains superhuman powers, saves the world.
But what if a cat scratch gave you feline powers? Things might turn out a bit... different. That's what happened to Kris.
Guy Gets Scratched By His Cat, Gains Pointless Cat-Related Superpowers
Guy Develops Cat Powers After Being Scratched by His Cat