David Cameron's 'Hit List' Revealed

Defence Secretary Michael Fallon let slip on Tuesday that Her Majesty's government has a special "kill list" of targets for the military.

HuffPost UK Comedy can exclusively reveal the prime minister's hit list, retrieved from his fridge this morning:

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