26/10/2015 16:23 GMT | Updated 26/10/2015 16:59 GMT

If Meat-Eaters Were Treated Like Smokers

A recent study has suggested that processed meats such as sausages and bacon may pose "the same cancer risk as cigarettes".

The World Health Organisation's report also suggested red meat may be carcinogenic.

Well, if that's the case, we think it's time for some more appropriate packaging.

Red Meat With Cigarette-Style Warnings