Girl Opens Chocolate Santa And Finds Dildo-Shaped Structure Inside: 'Ho Ho... Oh No'

Nothing spells Christmas quite like a chocolate-shaped dildo. As one poor, unsuspecting soul found out.

Peeling back the foil, with excitement in her eyes, a girl discovered that what should've been a chocolate-shaped Santa instead resembled a dildo...

Gutted.

The hilarious photo was uploaded to Reddit with the caption: "A friend's daughter unwrapped her chocolate Santa. Ho ho... oh..."

Hilarious comments ensued.

"Melts in your vagina, not in your hand."

"And now mommy has it."

"Santa clause is Cumming to town."

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