Women Explain Why Men Are Really Missing Out By Not Being Female

The gender pay gap and sexual inequality can make being a woman a pretty unattractive prospect.

Then there’s the bleeding once a month and having to push a baby out of your vagina after nine months of carrying it around with you.

But we’re not going to let that keep us down.

Instead, a group of women have taken to Reddit to discuss all the feminine things that men are totally missing out on:

No Knickers With Maxi Skirts

“You’re all covered up, but you’re out in public NOT WEARING ANY PANTS. You get a nice breeze flowing around everything, with pretty much no risk of any of your bits showing. I can’t stress enough how great it is.”

- ItsYael

Hair Stroking

- RedHotJillyPepper

Drunk Girls In Toilets

- overlordKLM

Shaved Legs In Fresh Sheets

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“Feeling like a sexy ninja when your bra and panties happen to match.”

- Daffion

Shower Mermaid

“Mermaid hair in the shower. This is when you wet your hair and use it to cover your nips and you look like a mermaid. Also boobs floating in the bath is pretty swell.”

- VladimrsPoutine

Playing With Boobs

“How fun boobs are to play with in the shower. Not even in a sexual way, it’s just funny in principle - they’re just there so I may as well find a bright side to it all.”

- Dangerpossum

Make Up