Saturday Night Live Writer Replies To Donald Trump's Tweets Like They're Texts And It's Brilliant

Proud to unveil my new, incredibly stupid project: Responding To Trump Tweets Like They Were Texts pic.twitter.com/UUz6AY87iQ

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 16, 2017

I will be having lunch at the White House today with Republican Senators concerning healthcare. They MUST keep their promise to America!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 19, 2017

cool think I'm just gonna make some pasta

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 19, 2017

The Senate must go to a 51 vote majority instead of current 60 votes. Even parts of full Repeal need 60. 8 Dems control Senate. Crazy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 18, 2017

haha sounds like a riddle

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 18, 2017

I will be at the @USGA #USWomensOpen in Bedminster, NJ tomorrow. Big crowds expected & the women are playing great-should be very exciting!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 15, 2017

ok do you need me to RSPV or what

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 15, 2017

Heading back to Washington, D.C. Much will be accomplished this week on trade, the military and security!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 17, 2017

Oh cool, I used to live in DC

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 17, 2017

Melania and I were thrilled to join the dedicated men and women of the @USEmbassyFrance, members of the U.S. Military and their families. pic.twitter.com/ZSdsJ0Bsbl

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2017

looks like fun you should go to the louvre if you have time

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 13, 2017

Congratulations to Sung Hyun Park on winning the 2017 @USGA #USWomensOpen🇺🇸

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 17, 2017

sorry just seeing this

— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) July 17, 2017