Andy Hayes
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Andy Hayes is a freelance broadcast journalist. Andy has read the news on Talksport, Virgin Radio, Jazz FM, Capital, Gold, Planet Rock, Classic FM, and LBC. In his spare time, Andy likes to drink real ale and read motoring magazines.

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iPads In Pubs: Grrrr

(0) Comments | Posted 13 November 2012 | (13:25)

Maybe it's because I'm a bit of an old curmudgeon. Or at least getting that way. If you ever go into a pub in the middle of the afternoon and see several men, sitting on their own, reading and sinking a couple of pints before wandering home to watch the...

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Rothko's Defacer Has Been Taken In

(0) Comments | Posted 9 October 2012 | (14:17)

What is odd, and what is sad, about the man who defaced a Mark Rothko painting at Tate Modern is that he seems rather pleased with himself, going on the slim reports in the newspapers, and a short interview he's given.

26 year-old Vladimir Umanets says he is "not...

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The Economy: New Chancellor Please

(0) Comments | Posted 23 August 2012 | (11:35)

There was an arresting BBC documentary recently called 'Wonderland: Young, Bright, and on the Right.' Initially it was quite amusing, depicting, as it did, some late teenage hoorays in the Conservative associations of Oxford and Cambridge wearing jackets and ties, drinking port, and planning their assault on Westminster. Some were...

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Assange's Supporters Need to Think Again

(12) Comments | Posted 17 August 2012 | (12:05)

One of the many curious things about Julian Assange is the calibre of supporter he attracts. On LBC yesterday afternoon, we had interviews with a lecturer in South American Studies from Kingston University, and an American management consultant, both of whom were passionate in their support of the Wikileaks founder,...

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Does No-One Understand English Nowadays?

(5) Comments | Posted 11 June 2012 | (11:42)

Flicking through the online newspapers on Saturday, I was brought up short.

The Independent, which, when first published in 1986, promised no funny business, announced: 'Prince Philip released from hospital.'

My inner pedant shot to the surface. (It's never far away).

Good...

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Tony Blair: The Jury's Still Out

(2) Comments | Posted 29 May 2012 | (11:52)

"He looks haunted," said one of my colleagues, as Tony Blair gave evidence to the Leveson Inquiry.

While various commentators have said the former prime minister appeared more relaxed than he'd done during Hutton and Chilcott, there was still something slightly askew about him. Something not quite right.

This...

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Iraq: It's As If It Never Happened

(0) Comments | Posted 24 May 2012 | (16:54)

Maybe it's just my over-sensitivity, but the mooted return of Tony Blair to British politics strikes me as mind-bendingly peculiar.

Or maybe just par for an overly-cynical course.

However you interpret them, the facts are far from pretty.

There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Al...

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Heathrow: You're 'Aving a Larf

(2) Comments | Posted 16 May 2012 | (10:46)

I used to think it was advisable, before entering marketing, to leave reality behind.

Now I've realised it's essential.

Last night, as I stood on the Underground platform at Leicester Square, I saw something which made me rub my eyes in wonder.

No, it wasn't a poster...

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Homeland: Sergeant Brody Should Have Blown Himself Up

(3) Comments | Posted 8 May 2012 | (09:38)

Sergeant Nicholas Brody has been a pleasure to watch. Old Etonian Damian Lewis's top-dollar American accent, the way in which he portrayed almost constant, angsty discomfort, and his character's strangely decent incipient terrorism - wanting to avenge a drone strike that killed scores of children - made for compelling viewing....

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Worried About My Drinking...

(0) Comments | Posted 30 April 2012 | (18:19)

Late in the afternoon, while still at work, I can smell hops coming off a fresh pint of beer. The scent is so strong it feels almost real. I don't work in a pub. Or a brewery, although the thought is increasingly tempting.

'Muscle memory' comes to mind - the...

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Alex Salmond: Smugness Unbecomes Him

(12) Comments | Posted 20 February 2012 | (09:45)

Holding the line is so difficult. Walking away from an argument you've won without smiling can take herculean self control. Gloating may not be nice but it's honest: raw, revealing, and truthful.

On that basis, Alex Salmond is an honest man. There's a video on the BBC...

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Kenny Dalglish: The Power of Sorry

(4) Comments | Posted 13 February 2012 | (09:13)

Never meet your heroes. They're all too human. I haven't met Kenny Dalglish. But I'd like to.

My parents come from the north west. I remember, as a child, being taken to Anfield. On one occasion - Boxing Day - we were in the Kop. The cavernous, all-standing terrace...

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Fred the Shred: (Some) Justice at Last

(9) Comments | Posted 1 February 2012 | (09:40)

It's nice to be nice. English teachers and creative writing tutors may shudder at the word, seeing it, perhaps, as a little insipid, but niceness is undervalued. We all know people who are nice, and they don't cause us any problems. They are life-enhancers.

And if it is, indeed,...

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Bishops and Benefits

(20) Comments | Posted 26 January 2012 | (10:16)

What does it mean to be Christian in this country? Does it mean left-wing? Guardian-reader? Because that's what the debate on a benefits cap appeared to be implying this week. Until, that is, the former Archbishop of Canterbury, George Carey, intervened on Wednesday.

The fact that he wrote in...

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Elly Nowell's Oxford Rejection Letter and Dissed Dons

(4) Comments | Posted 20 January 2012 | (10:28)

Is it chutzpah - simple youthful exuberance, or misguided arrogance? It's certainly entertaining. A 19 year-old girl, predicted to get an A* in each of her three A Levels, has written to Magdalen College, Oxford, to tell them that, after attending an interview, she would rather study law somewhere else....

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Ed Miliband Needs More Than Better Jokes

(5) Comments | Posted 12 January 2012 | (00:00)

You may have seen it on The Huffington Post. The Labour Party is looking for an Executive Director, Rebuttal and Policy.

The job description is written in jargon, but at the bottom of page one, provided you're still awake, it says: "Lead and manage the Labour Party's...rebuttal...

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Is Thierry Henry Making Alesha Dixon's Mistake?

(1) Comments | Posted 5 January 2012 | (00:00)

It can hardly have been the reaction she wanted. When it emerged that Alesha Dixon was defecting from Strictly to Britain's Got Talent, fans of the dancing show were pleased. To say the least. Had she simply lifted the glitter ball trophy, as she did alongside Matthew Cutler in 2007...

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Small Children in Restaurants - Yes or No?

(23) Comments | Posted 11 October 2011 | (01:00)

It was Sunday lunchtime. I was having the lamb, while my dining companions chose beef, chicken, and lemon sole. We were in a chain; despite last week's difficult economic news, it was busy, with a positive vibe.

A few bread sticks kept us going until the main courses arrived....

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X Factor cry babies could use some Downton grit. Kind of.

(0) Comments | Posted 5 October 2011 | (11:00)

It happens every year, of course. A young singer with a deep ache in their ego, I mean soul, blubs before the X Factor cameras. They say things that might as well be written on cue cards, helpfully held up by the producers: 'It means everything to me.' And: 'I...

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In Defence of The X Factor

(2) Comments | Posted 6 September 2011 | (01:00)

It's easy to attack The X Factor. Popularity is sometimes distrusted. If millions watch something, then it can be characterised as a bandwagon. A runaway success will often attract snobbery too. Arts aficionados hold their noses, signalling their allegedly superior taste. Quality is assumed to be absent.

One of...

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