Wasting my life on pop culture blogs and gossip sites, so you don't have to.
Want to know what the internet has been thinking about this week? Well, we've been mostly wondering whether Rihanna did drugs off a man's head at Coachella Media Circus, or if she was unwrapping some feta cheese, which is what it looks like to me. Although to be quite frank, the feta option is decidedly more depraved than cocaine.
But depraved is how Rihanna rolls. As the grainy pixels, seen here on DailyMail.co.uk, whipped their way around the world, Rihanna took to Twitter to make a statement. "I'm crazy and I don't pretend to be anything else."
Sigh. Just what we dreaded. It's cheese.
@mrskutcher has left the building
Demi Moore is back on the scene after a brief hiatus from the fame game, a break prompted by the rather sad end to her marriage. And she's back on Twitter, and in urgent need of a new Twitter handle. She tweeted "Time for a change, twitter name change...any suggestions?" Twitter had a grand old time offering up new names for Ms Moore, with Piers Morgan swiftly suggesting "mrsmorgan". Yes, this is how famous people flirt.
How The Movie Industry Works
Oh, and a million "shaken, not schturrrred" jokes land on the scrapheap this summer, alongside VHS porn tapes and non-digital tellies. In the upcoming Bond flick, Skyfall, Daniel Craig will chug a Heineken, instead of sipping a vodka martini. It's the product placement, stupid. As E! report, Leysa Lysvj, chief marketing officer of Heineken USA said that Bond "is a perfect fit for us" adding that he is the "epitome of the man of the world".
Hmm. As Daniel Craig, also a "pretty good fit" for Bond, says: "Unfortunate".