Claire Hayes

Claire is new to blogging having written many books, film scripts and musical scores in her head. She is a terrible guitarist which she often forgets when she is drunk. Her younger days included bingo calling (they only let her do this once), selling Dutch bikes and three blissful years as a Goldsmiths student where her writing was compared to that of Woody Allen. It took her seven years to realise that this was a compliment. Claire doesn't take life seriously at all and tries to find the humour in very nearly everything.