Entries by Alistair Coleman from 01/2012

So, Who Is New North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un?

| Posted 01.02.2012 | UK Comedy

With so little known about the younger Kim I made it my mission to find out what I could, and present readers with 100 per cent true* Kim Jong Un facts. * And by '100 per cent true facts', I do, of course, mean 'complete and utter lies.

Thierry Henry, and the Philosophy of Never Going Back

| Posted 01.06.2012 | UK Comedy

Thierry Henry has returned to Arsenal, where he was rightly recognised in his eight-year stay as one of the finest strikers ever to have plied his craft in the English leagues. This has - for enthusiasts of the round-ball game - engendered the same sort of excitement grandees of the Conservative Party must have felt when Winston Churchill returned to Number Ten in 1951 at the age of 76.

Gone but Not Forgotten - The Little Chef of All Our Hearts

| Posted 01.12.2012 | UK Comedy

Little Chef, and its erstwhile cousin Happy Eater, suffered what can only be described as an image problem. Happy Eater customers decided that they were perfectly happy eating somewhere else; while Little Chef eventually followed the lead made by the police, and dropped their height requirement for kitchen staff.

We're Building a Royal Yacht Out of Lego - and You Can Help!

| Posted 01.17.2012 | UK Comedy

In the wake of Michael Gove's proposal to build a new Royal Yacht for Her Majesty the Queen to mark the Diamond Jubilee comes a certain amount of chest thumping over how much the tub's going to cost us all. T

In Which I Have Changed my Mind About the Right to Change One's Mind

| Posted 01.31.2012 | UK Comedy

It is not often that one feels a touch of sympathy for David Cameron, but the news that he is attracting the wrath of members of his own party over a ...