Entries by Alistair Coleman from 09/2012

My Search for Britain's Most Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

| Posted 09.11.2012 | UK Comedy

Hull was voted the worst town in Britain in 2003, but I found the parts I saw reasonably pleasant. On the other hand, I'd be happy to see the following year's winner - Luton - leveled and turned into an overflow car park for Watford. Poor Luton.

Alistair Coleman is the Best Person Ever, also Something About Emma Watson Kardashian Swimsuit buy Viagra Cialis Weightloss

| Posted 09.19.2012 | UK Comedy

I hope you've managed to get past the clumsy headline for this piece, it being my (doomed) attempt to harvest more clicks from the wilds of the internet through the dark arts of what sharp-suited people are calling Search Engine Optimisation. And the Lord above knows how I need to boost my brand, after than nasty business with the bus full of nuns.

Judge Dredd vs My Head

| Posted 09.22.2012 | UK Comedy

Dredd is one of the few times that I have paid out cash money to see a 3D movie, essentially because I'm a huge fan of 2000AD (with a much dog-eared, torn and graffiti-ed copy of issue one in a box under my bed), and there are no 2D showings within sensible distance. Three dimensional movies give me a three dimensional headache, invariably leading to very much three dimensional rich, brown vomit in the car park afterwards.