Entries by Jodie Butt from 08/2012

And the Gold Medal Goes to...Wonky!

| Posted 08.03.2012 | UK Lifestyle

If talking were an Olympic sport I'm pretty sure I'd be world class. Move over Wiggins, here I come, making my bid for Gold in the freestyle talking nonsense relay - complete with signature hand gestures, accents and facial expressions. The Italians, who, let's face it, would be the only real competition, wouldn't even come close!

The Boat That Rocked... With a C-Monkey and a Water Goat

| Posted 08.28.2012 | UK Lifestyle

At 32 I was waiting. Waiting for my life to start. For something brilliant to happen, anything really. And then C-Monkey arrived. You could say he quite literally snuck up behind me and shoved me so f***ing hard I still have the bruises.