Entries by Keith Ryan from 01/2012

Good God I Need a Drink

| Posted 01.13.2012 | UK Comedy

Like many of you, I'm a married, employed white male with two children under the age of five and a mortgage. Which means that, like many of you, I'm about two glasses of prosecco away from qualifying as a functional alcoholic.

'Everything on the Street Has Been Peed On' and 11 Other Very Specific Beliefs

| Posted 01.31.2012 | UK Comedy

My wife likes to bring home furniture that she finds on the street. Not all furniture, just stuff she thinks would look good in our house with the oth...