Cheryl and Julie were the first two to enter the house, and were soon told by Big Bro to create a real life soap opera, by following the instructions given via earpieces... I remember the days when the drama wrote itself and did not have to be directed like one big episode of The Truman Show.

The first edited episode of Celeb Big Bro is specially made for those folk who refused to sit at home, and watch other people enter another house on launch night. Filled with over produced music and grand cuts; the run through of everyone entering the house is something I always praise the fast forward feature for.

While Big Brother are masters at creating drama, I do miss the good old days when tabloids were clambering over themselves to print the latest goings on for the morning papers, but now the show is lucky to get a half page mention; it's a good job I am here to keep the buzz, erm alive...