Entries by Lizzie Cernik from 04/2012

Relationship Clichés Translated

| Posted 04.02.2012 | UK Lifestyle

No matter how gargantuan a woman's backside becomes, when she asks for an opinion on its size, you always tell her it's small. If it's abundantly clear her body mass index is teetering towards the 'morbidly obese/death by coronary' line, you might throw in adjectives like 'curvy' or 'cuddly'.