Entries by Mr Pickwick from 10/2012

Skyfall - How to Break Wind on a Crowded Plane and Not Be Noticed

| Posted 10.31.2012 | UK Entertainment

I contemplated this dilemma on a crowded flight, as I sat sandwiched between two executives reading business journals of such unimaginable dryness that I longed to have the latest edition of "Closer" to balance them up. We were squished together on an evening flight so full of suits that it seemed to be a scene from "50 Shades of Grey", the bible to bespoke tailoring, and a title with slightly less sado-masochism than its racier namesake.