Entries by Noel Gallagher from 11/2011

Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Where I'm No.1 in the Grazia Chart of Lust

| Posted 11.03.2011 | UK Entertainment

Needless to say the last two days have been spent on the verge of a nervous breakdown. All good though and it was well worth it. Did have some great news yesterday though. Grazia magazine have me at the top of this weeks 'Chart of Lust'!!!!!! That's right, LUST!!!! Eat that Coldplay.

Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere (Vol.2): Where I Receive an Unusual Gift Onstage

| Posted 11.04.2011 | UK Entertainment

Right at the end though a blonde lady got up on stage, gave me a kiss, handed me an envelope and gave me the internationally recognised look that means, "You must read this". Nice envelope. Gold. With 'NOEL. X' written on the front. So far, so good.

Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere (Vol.2): Meeting Gordon Ramsay and Watching American Football

| Posted 11.07.2011 | UK Entertainment

I'm currently being a sloth watching some NFL game or other. I quite like American Football. Not quite sure why. And before you ask, no I don't have a favourite team or player. I don't know anything about it.

Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere (Vol.2): - Where I'm No.1 in the Grazia Chart of Lust... Still!

| Posted 11.08.2011 | UK Entertainment

I have been woken with the news that for the second week running I sit proudly at the top of GRAZIA magazine's column of lust! Number one, baby! My blimmin' albums don't even stay at #1 for two weeks!

Tales From The Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Promos, Border Police and Pretentious Breakfasts

| Posted 11.10.2011 | UK Entertainment

We flew into the United States of America this afternoon, which gave me the opportunity to resume the never-ending battle of wits with the border police.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Katie Holmes, Adam Sandler, David Letterman and My Cat's Lack of Boll***s

| Posted 11.14.2011 | UK Entertainment

We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. And, at this point, my mate and friend of the stars Scully was doing a bit of filming for my website and managed to capture the moment.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Who Buys Baggy Shoes?

| Posted 11.15.2011 | UK Entertainment

I want to share with you something that happened to me in a clothes shop today in NYC. I'm in some shop or other, not showing much interest in the merchandise, and the usual scenario starts to unfold...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Paparazzi, Los Angeles and a Dog Named Noel

| Posted 11.18.2011 | UK Entertainment

Well, they were 2 great nights at the Beacon in NYC. Yet another beautiful old theatre. Really stunning. Met some wildly enthusiastic fans. One or two were very intense. Someone actually squeezed my arm so much it hurt!!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Apparently, I'm Writing the New James Bond Theme!

| Posted 11.21.2011 | UK Entertainment

I don't know whether you've seen a story that's doing the rounds about me being offered the job of penning the tune for the new James Bond film? Apparently, I'm being courted by 007 bosses.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Jools Holland, Madrid and Milan

| Posted 11.28.2011 | UK Entertainment

Did that Jools Holland programme for the 1st time in 16 years last Tuesday. That's outrageous, I cannot believe it's been that long.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Seeing Paul McCartney and a Day off in Amsterdam

| Posted 11.29.2011 | UK Entertainment

Actually managed to get to say hello to Paul before the show!!! What a treat. I'm like a small boy when things like that happens. And he's a true gentleman. The fu**in' daddy!