The big news at the moment though is that Man City and Liverpool have been drawn together in the semi-final of the Carling Cup. I'm hoping the betting gets a bit more interesting this time...

I'm pleased to report that there's at least SOMETHING to report from our stop over in Copenhagen. The day started with a trip to national Nordic television. They (whoever 'they' are) had me on some breakfast TV show called Weekend Weekend. So good they named it twice!!!

Mega news came through during the soundcheck. City and United have been drawn together in the FA cup!!! And more importantly I think I'm gonna be around!!! Bring it the f*** on.

Woke up yesterday to the news that there'd been - and I quote - a shooting rampage not five minutes from my hotel!! A SHOOTING RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!! What the f***?? I love this place, but f*** me, that's insane.

So comrades, for the last time in 2011...yes!!! Next time you hear from me I'll be in the great city of Tokyo, in the great nation of Japan.