For a second there we almost forgot Amy Childs even existed but here she is flogging her latest wares at the Vitality Show in London's Earls Court.

And is it just us or is she looking more like Katie Price than well, Katie Price these days?

In the first of a very short series called 'Celebrity Occurrences We Never Thought We'd See', we present to you Victoria Beckham. In a chippy.

And there we were getting all giddy just at the sight of Posh getting into a...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were one of those couples that are at that point in their relationship when the spark has faded and they're both contemplating moving on to fresh meat.

You know the type. You see them...

As trends go, I can't really see the balaclava making a comeback (unless you're into robbing banks) but try telling Kanye West that.

And no, I still ain't buying into it as a fashion statement just because the hip-hop star wore one to a haute couture fashion show...

We've been getting increasingly concerned about Simon Cowell's face of late especially after his puffy-faced appearance on the 'X Factor USA' (nice of Sharon Osbourne to lend him her pillow cheeks, though).

But despite the cosmetic surgery rumours it's good to see he's keeping...

There are certain celebs I sometimes have a little difficulty in telling apart.... Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel... Donatella Versace and Janice from the Muppets... but I can safely say that I've never got my Mark Wright's mixed up with my Alex...

No dear readers, your eyes are not deceiving you: Kim Kardashian really DOES have a fringe.

Or 'bangs' as they like to say on t'other side o' pond.

Here is a picture of Kim with her new hair, part of which, I can confirm, is now resting against her forehead.

And the award for the Most Premature Autobiography goes to... James Arthur!

Yep, it might have only been a matter of weeks since he won 'The X Factor', but James already has his own life story on the shelves.

He knocked that out quick,...

As random celeb photo opps go, this has got to be one of the most unlikely pairings of all time.

Readers, do not adjust your sets that really IS Harry Styles and Jeremey Kyle.

Together....

Ever since the 'X Factor' live shows started, Christopher Maloney (AKA shaky Scouser) has been accused of having a case of the Mariahs.

Louis Walsh was the first to call Christopher a diva on 'The Xtra Factor' a few weeks back and...

I don't know what I'm most surprised about when I look at this pic of Kerry Katona.

Is it the fact that her reading material isn't covered...

Errrrm, can someone please explain to me why a bikini-clad Amy Childs is sat in a bath at her jewellery launch? Answers on a postcard please.

The former 'TOWIE' star is giving Katie Price a run for her money in the...

The Fugees' star Wyclef Jean (remember him? 'One time'. There you go) feels the need for Speed(os) as he oils up (isn't that supposed to go in the bike?), strips to his trunks and poses on his Dukati motorbike.

But why, Wyclef? WHHHHYYYYY?

Could gravity finally be catching up with Madonna? Judging by this pic of her performing in Miami at the weekend, we think it might be.

The 53-year-old singer looks like she borrowed one of Britney's cast-offs for her performance at the Bayfront Park music festival, with her...

Polo. Not a game you'd usually associate with the likes of the TOWIE cast. We're thinking more Prince Harry than Joey Essex, but that wasn't the case last night when some of Essex's errm, finest, infiltrated the polo set.

Essex girl Denise Van Outen was joined by...

It's not exactly a surprise to see Lauren Goodger sporting patchy, orange skin - she's had her fair share of FTD's (Fake Tan Disasters) over the years after all - but this time the TOWIE star's skin is actually meant to look like that.

Phew.

Lauren tweeted the...

Actor Tom Hardy has succumbed to what every pretty boy actor has done in the past when they want us mere mortals to focus on their art rather than their general fitness - he's gone and grown a dodgy beard.

Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves... they've all...

Blimey J-Lo's let herself go hasn't she? Look at the state of that hair. And nose. And manly jawline.

I jest of course. It's actually Jen's male stunt double who has been doing all the dangerous stuff on the video shoot for the singer's forthcoming single Follow The...

I never had Katie Price down as a style queen, but it looks like designer Marc Jacobs has been taking fashion pointers from the glamour model judging by this errrm, outfit.

The fashion designer rocked up to an event celebrating his own work in what can only be...

Never mind falling out of a car, this famous lady has fallen into one. And no, it isn't one of the TOWIE lot, although you'd be forgiven for thinking it was.

It is in fact Goldie Hawn who looked more Essex than Hollywood as she left a charity...