There are a lot of people betting a lot of money on the name of the future Royal Baby - and after considerable research, I have worked out how to beat the bookies.
No, not just beat them. Absolutely cane them.
We hope.
Of course, it may all go pear-shaped....
(16) Comments | Posted 19 February 2013 | (12:20)
Poor old Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge: she's doing the best she bloody can, she's saying all the right things, doing all the right things - and now she gets a complete pasting from Britain's leading novelist Hilary Mantel.
Mantel has taken Kate to task for being just a...
(0) Comments | Posted 13 February 2013 | (16:40)
Just the teensiest point of order about the Duchess of Cambridge pictures being "mistakenly" flashed to millions of viewers on ITV's This Morning: would it be too daring, too risky, to suggest that, just perhaps, there was no mistake whatsoever about it?
I know. Maybe I'm just a raddled old...
(29) Comments | Posted 12 February 2013 | (23:00)
A decade ago, it would have seemed unthinkable, but after one of the most outstanding rehabilitation exercises that has ever been orchestrated, Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall is bang on course to become Queen Camilla.
When Prince Charles and Camilla got engaged in 2005, it was inconceivable that she would...
(2) Comments | Posted 10 December 2012 | (12:07)
The Lord Lucan scandal is the greatest and most enduring murder mystery of the 20th Century - and this latest twist in the tale offers up ever more fascinating possibilities.
Above all, it raises the slight chance that the missing Earl of Lucan may have been telling...
(0) Comments | Posted 6 December 2012 | (10:40)
Amidst all the delicious speculation about the Duchess of Cambridge and her pregnancy, there is one scenario which is utterly mouth-watering.
And, even better, this is not the most outrageous fantasy. There is a possibility, a sporting chance even, that this might actually happen.
What if... What if Kate is...
(12) Comments | Posted 3 December 2012 | (23:00)
There is no easy way to write this, so I may as well dive straight in: one of the most famous and most photographed men on the planet is losing his looks - and fast.
It must be tough for Prince William as it won't be long before we're seeing...
(5) Comments | Posted 29 November 2012 | (23:00)
Prince William's old school, Eton College, is having quite a good run at the moment, what with Old Etonians now in charge of both the UK and London - though no-one in their right minds could ever have guessed that another Old Etonian would soon be running the Church of...
(6) Comments | Posted 10 May 2013 | (00:00)