Bill Coles
I was The Sun’s New York Correspondent during the Bill Clinton scandal with Monica Lewinsky, and I’ve also spent some years covering the Royals.

Since those heady days in the 1990s, I’ve written for most of the British tabloids, the Scotsman and occasionally even for The Wall Street Journal.

I’ve also written six novels, ranging far and wide from historical fiction to satire. One of these books was about Britain’s most wanted fugitive, the seventh Earl of Lucan; it may yet be turned into a film.

I’m currently embroiled in an epic series of love stories, with two already out - “The Well-Tempered Clavier” and “The Woman Who Made Men Cry” - and another three due to be published in 2013.

For more on the books, as well as my esoteric views on love and the Marathon des Sables, check out my website -

There's also a little 30-second video. I can't promise much, but what I can tell you is that you will never have seen an author video like it...

Entries by Bill Coles

The Power of Thank You - Whether You Want a Job, or Whether You Want a Lover

(0) Comments | Posted 31 March 2014 | (16:54)

OVER the past two years, I have sent out more than 300 of my books to people I've met. Takes a bit of time to write the letters and wrap up the books and then take them off to the post office. Costs a bit of money too, not just...

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Why Stop At Banning The Word 'Bossy' - How About Outlawing 'Princess' and 'Diva' and 'Drama Queen'?

(0) Comments | Posted 14 March 2014 | (13:31)

Good luck to Beyonce and Victoria Beckham with their campaign to ban the word "bossy" because it is so inherently offensive to women - but perhaps they're not going nearly far enough. There are a ton of other words out there that are highly demeaning to women. Ban 'em!


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How to Write a Great Sex Scene (and Whether to Include Yourself in It)

(1) Comments | Posted 13 March 2014 | (23:00)

When it comes to the sex scenes in my love stories, I have been asked a number of questions - but the number one question, by far, is: did they actually happen to me?

Especially all those al fresco sex scenes, of which, now that I think of it, there...

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The Marathon des Sables - The Ten Secrets You Need to Know Before Running the World's Toughest Foot-Race

(0) Comments | Posted 26 February 2014 | (17:01)

In five weeks' time, at the beginning of April, there will take place in the Sahara this absolutely insane mid-life Rite of Passage when over 800 men and women will beast themselves to breaking point.

And the true beauty of the Marathon des Sables is that no first-timer can ever...

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Tony Blair and His Non-Affair with Wendi Deng - Has There Ever Been Such A Laughable Love-Note In Human History?

(0) Comments | Posted 7 February 2014 | (11:35)

In these dim, dark days, there are many things to enjoy about Tony Blair's non-affair with Rupert Murdoch's ex, Wendi Deng.

Wendi and Tony have contributed greatly not just to the national merriment but to the merriment of the world. Thank you! A grateful globe salutes you!

But one thing...

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Bored of Running Marathons? Ten Great Challenges to Change Your Life

(0) Comments | Posted 3 February 2014 | (14:03)

So many endurance runners spend their lives knocking off endless marathons - and though they probably think it's a stretch, it's nothing of the sort.

I guess it depends what you want out of life. Do you want to continue striving for the same goal over and over again? Or...

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Irksome Habits: The Ten Most Irritating Things Your Partner Can Do

(2) Comments | Posted 23 January 2014 | (23:00)

I wonder sometimes what it would be like living with the Dalai Lama - because, even though he's probably about the most saintly guy on earth, I'll bet he's got some really irritating habits.

You know the sort of thing - hogging the TV remote control; stinking out the lavatory...

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Train for a Marathon in Three Days Flat - The 10 Dos and Don'ts

(7) Comments | Posted 19 January 2014 | (23:00)

A few days ago, I blogged on the Huffington Post UK on how to train for a marathon in three months flat. That is just about doable, but quite a stretch. A friend then got in touch - and asked, rather plaintively, how to train for a marathon in three...

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Training for a Marathon - The 10 Dos and Don'ts

(0) Comments | Posted 13 January 2014 | (23:00)

Two weeks ago, more people than ever before in history set themselves exactly the same New Year's Resolution: this was the year they were going to run themselves their first marathon.

It is a great goal and it is a great achievement. A few of these joggers may even decide...

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Scottish Ballet's Hansel and Gretel - What a Sweet Treat

(0) Comments | Posted 10 January 2014 | (10:34)

Cultural pygmy that I am, I must admit that when I read that the music for Scottish Ballet's Hansel and Gretel was composed by Engelbert Humperdinck, I was absolutely flabbergasted.

Who would have thought that the 77-year-old crooner could be so astonishingly versatile? He has a huge hit under his...

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TV's Latest Weird Lord Lucan Theory: It's One Hell of a Stretch

(1) Comments | Posted 19 December 2013 | (15:21)

There are many obscure and bizarre theories floating around out there about what might have happened to Lord Lucan after he disappeared in 1974. That is why this incredible mystery has turned into such a fantastical myth.

But even so... the weird ending of ITV's latest Lord Lucan two-parter -...

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How the Lord Lucan Scandal Continues to Haunt His Family

(6) Comments | Posted 17 December 2013 | (23:00)

The real tragedy of the Lord Lucan scandal is the devastating shadow that it has cast over so many lives.

Lord Lucan may have disappeared nearly 40 years ago, but both his children and his estranged wife are still absolutely haunted by him - and, with the screening of ITV's...

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Why It's Better for All Of Us if The Lord Lucan Mystery Is Never Solved

(7) Comments | Posted 12 December 2013 | (23:00)

It's very rare to hear this from a journalist, but there is one story out there, one huge monumental mystery, which I hope will never be resolved.

I am talking about the greatest and most enduring mystery of the 20th Century: The Lord Lucan scandal. It is a story which...

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Lord Lucan - And The Damning Evidence That Proves He Was A Killer

(1) Comments | Posted 10 December 2013 | (23:00)

Has there ever been a murder mystery story quite so compelling as the Lord Lucan scandal?

Even four decades after the event, people are still fascinated by this most blue-blooded of crimes. Every time that some fresh titbit of news turns up about the Lucan Scandal, it still makes the...

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How to Win on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' - The 10 Secret Ways of the Winner

(0) Comments | Posted 9 December 2013 | (23:00)

With the last disgusting bush-tucker trial over for the year, and with the jungle crown now firmly on the head of former Westlife star Kian Egan, it's time to take stock of this year's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!.

Evaluate what went wrong. Lessons that have been...

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Peaches Geldof - And How To Tweet Yourself All The Way Into Jail

(0) Comments | Posted 29 November 2013 | (10:42)

These days, it seems that pretty much anyone can become "a journalist".

If you're related to someone famous - like Peaches Geldof, daughter of Sir Bob - then you can start blogging and tweeting on all the latest stories of the day. You will very quickly have gotten yourself quite...

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Women Dating Guys - The 10 Best Ways for Women to Meet the Man of Their Dreams

(0) Comments | Posted 25 November 2013 | (17:54)

If you're a single woman who is not having any luck meeting men, then it probably means that you're not looking in the right place.
Well... I've got some possible answers. These are not airy-fairy, theoretical solutions. They are practical ways to meet men.
And the first...

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Running the Marathon Des Sables - The Ten Do's and Don'ts of The World's Toughest Footrace

(0) Comments | Posted 19 November 2013 | (15:16)

The Marathon des Sables is this strange mid-life rite of passage that holds the most extraordinary allure for people who need some pep in their lives.

I know - I was one of them. Got the T-shirt (horrible yellow colour); even written the book.

The Marathon des Sables, or...

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Circumcision: Is This the World's Most Weirdly Toxic Debate?

(0) Comments | Posted 17 September 2013 | (13:27)

Of all the many rows that I have blundered into, I have never come across anything to touch the weird toxicity that is: The Great Circumcision Debate.

Until a month ago, I had no idea there were so many thousands of people who cared so deeply - so passionately -...

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How to Swim the Hellespont - The Ten Do's And Don'ts

(0) Comments | Posted 2 September 2013 | (13:40)

I have just attempted to swim the Hellespont, that great waterway that connects Europe with Asia - and, for my pains, I not only failed (dismally), but was beaten out of sight by Bo Derek as well as a slip of a girl aged just FOURTEEN! Youch!

After considerable ranting...

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