Top 20 Songs to Breast Pump To

25/07/2014 12:41 | Updated 24 September 2014

Sticking a sucker on your breast and squeezing the milk out, is not the most fun job you'll do as a mum. Yet it's often a necessary task. So, when I recently found myself 'getting my pump on', I fancied some musical inspiration. I remembered when my beloved dad (an award-winning national newspaper journalist) used to come up with pun-filled 'pop charts' at the Daily Star. That was in 1990s - before iTunes! I asked a few kind friends and we have put together the ultimate entertainment playlist, for your pumping pleasure. Now that's what I call booby...

1) Express Yourself, Madonna
2) Pump It Up, Danzel
3) Orinoco Flow, Enya
4) Pump Up The Volume, Marrs
5) Baby Love, Diana Ross
6) Milkshake, Kelis
7) The Size Of A Cow, The Wonder Stuff
8) Pump It, Black Eyed Peas
9) Milk It, Nirvana
10) You're My Breast Friend, Queen
11) We Want The Pump, Parliament
12) Mother's Little Helper, The Rolling Stones
13) Pump It Up, Elvis Costello & The Attractions
14) Have A Drink On Me, AC/DC
15) You're The Breast Thing That Ever Happened To Me, Gladys Knight
16) One For My Baby (And One More For The Road), Frank Sinatra
17) Pump Up The Jam, Technotronic
18) The Breast Is Yet To Come, Donald Lawrence & The Tri-City Singers
19) We Can Work It Out, The Beatles
20) Let It Go, Frozen Soundtrack

Also consider anything by Squeeze or S-Express. Or Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull's On The Floor ("pump it up and back it up like a Tonka truck").