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Rules For an Unemployed Person

Posted: 02/03/2013 00:00

Finding full-time work isn't that fun. At first it is, waking up late and sending 'tell the man I said hi!' texts to your friends, but after a few days the novelty wears off. Waking up late just acts as a reminder that you're unemployed and a lack of money means you've had to change to a pay-as-you-go package meaning frivolous texts will have to be eliminated.

To stop myself slipping into the wake-up-at-midday-and-tune-into-top-gear psyche (aka student life) I produced some rules. These aim to keep me on the straight and narrow and should optimise my ability to get hired.

1) Wake up at 8am every morning. Factored into this is a 30-minute period where I can watch the news in bed and check only essential websites - Facebook, Twitter, BBC... rapperzoninstagram.com (if you haven't seen it you must. Unless you're a job seeker then don't, it's a complete waste of time).

2) Be showered, fed and in the office (my bedroom) by 10am.

3) Up until lunch (1pm) all I am allowed to do is check job websites and send applications.

4) After lunch I allow myself to relax after a strenuous morning. Music may be played while more job-hunting ensues and I may, if I'm happy with the mornings shift, move to the meeting room (lounge) and sit on the sofa.

5) All job applications must be checked and read at least 10 times. I am now at the point where I can almost recite my CV which I think makes me a dull person. A very dull unemployed person. That's not on the CV.

6) As a journalist it seems logical to be clued up on current affairs. Therefore the one pm and 10 pm news must be watched every day without fail. I eagerly await the weatherman although it has very little influence on my day because of rule number seven.

7) I can only leave the house before six for essential reasons, e.g. it's snowing (the recent flurry filled me with self-loathing as it made me break most of my rules).

8) Write at least one article/blog entry per day to keep my recently acquired NCTJ journalism skills ticking over. It can be on anything. I wrote one on the thoughts of a melting snowman. Don't think that one will be seeing the light of day. Actually, deleting it right now.

As we all know the job market currently isn't great and I'm resigned to the fact that it could be a little while before it's time to get suited and booted. In weak moments, often Tuesday mornings or after another meal of budget cornflakes, I will stray from a journalism job website and look at something else. The pay is enticing and the absence of "write three 500 word articles which reflect your personality and writing style" means I could knock out loads of applications. A few minutes will pass and I'll remember how much I want to be a working journo and the amount of time and effort I have invested to become an underpaid, overworked hack.

So I go back to my most visited websites, mediamuppet, gorkana and holdthefrontpage. Almost all the working journalists I know struggled to find their first full-time job and they often tell me perseverance is the key. So here I am writing this at 7.10pm. It's past my self-imposed six pm watershed and I'm still working. The rules seem to be working. Looks like they're here to stay.

 

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Finding full-time work isn't that fun. At first it is, waking up late and sending 'tell the man I said hi!' texts to your friends, but after a few days the novelty wears off. Waking up late just acts ...
Finding full-time work isn't that fun. At first it is, waking up late and sending 'tell the man I said hi!' texts to your friends, but after a few days the novelty wears off. Waking up late just acts ...
 
 
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05:41 PM on 03/02/2013
I admire your motivation and discipline to stick to your rules. I'm currently unemployed as well, although living a pampered life in my parents' house so the pressure to find one is not really that urgent... May I suggest doing some volunteer work on the side.. I found that this one helped me through my first few months out of university as it forced me to work with deadlines as well as interact and meet other people on a regular basis.
02:01 PM on 03/02/2013
Would it be so terrible to look for some other type of work meantime? I'd employ someone who was already working every time as it shows that A. they're not so up themselves that they think they are too good to do anything else and B. They have demonstrated a real work ethic so will very likely be a much better employee and C. exposure to wider life makes you a far more rounded person than having just studied one thing at uni then only ever worked in the same field. Making you a much more valuable employee.
10:00 AM on 03/02/2013
Suggest evening shift flipping burgers, waiting tables, pulling pints , or maybe local tesco's early or night time shift filling shelves or online orders... then a) will get an income b) can still do what you want in free time.. 20 hours working better than JSA.. I supported Cait Reilly because she was a) working as a volunteer before being forced into Poundland b) did not receive minimum wage .

you Sir appear to be a dosser, and will make a poor journo, your waiting for the news and experience to come to you...
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08:59 AM on 03/04/2013
He clearly isn't waiting, as he is applying for jobs everyday.
09:15 AM on 03/04/2013
Well he's certainly apply for jobs, but it seems hes only applying for journo jobs , when he could do 15 to 20 hours in any job, earn more than JSA, get life experience, add to CV, Still I could be reading it wrong but the direct quote below appears to say jurno only job applications:

" As we all know the job market currently isn't great and I'm resigned to the fact that it could be a little while before it's time to get suited and booted. In weak moments, often Tuesday mornings or after another meal of budget cornflakes, I will stray from a journalism job website and look at something else. The pay is enticing and the absence of "write three 500 word articles which reflect your personality and writing style" means I could knock out loads of applications. A few minutes will pass and I'll remember how much I want to be a working journo and the amount of time and effort I have invested to become an underpaid, overworked hack"
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02:47 AM on 03/02/2013
Hmmm. I dislike this a little. Sat indoors in front of a computer or T.V. screen and only going out after it's dark is kind of unhealthy. Spending just the morning doing what you suggest is brilliant, but the afternoon as well is overkill (seriously, you can recite your C.V. now). Use the time in the afternoon, at least for an hour a day, being outside. Journalism happens outside, with people and life. Shutting yourself away all day everyday is not going to help.

Plus you'll get pale, and no-one wants to hire an edward cullen lookalike.
02:14 AM on 03/02/2013
Looks like these things could fit easily around a workfare job cleaning gutters in your community.
You are only giving them an excuse ;)
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06:29 PM on 03/01/2013
Plenty of jobs out there,you just could not handle doing them..........it would involve actually working!
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06:20 PM on 03/01/2013
If what you do doesn't succeed you need to change it.
Journalism fits rather well with Tinkerbell and the Darlings in never-neverland.
Thought for the day:
If your English is excellent and yr French is fairly good, how about translating? Loads of opportunity.
05:40 AM on 03/02/2013
Worst suggestion ever. Your French needs to be more than 'fairly good' and preferably not French but a language which many, many people don't speak, like Farsi or Lithuanian. Translating is hard, hard to do, and hard to get work doing. And it pays pickles.
07:46 AM on 03/02/2013
Mikebee I would hate anyone else to think that what you say is true. French into English is a brilliant combination which has regularly brought in €4,000 a month for the past 6 years. What I say I mean and is based on my experience.
Working from home as an independent professional, meeting up with other translators in Pamplona, Bayonne, developing relationships of trust with agency staff. It's a great existence. Overheads are non-existent. Speak to our small community here in South West France/the Baltic/ New Caledonia/England even !