Pippa's bum! - sigh...

That was not a sigh of desire for Miss Middleton's backside but one of despair at the continuing obsession with it.

Like there has never been - or never will be - another shapely bum in the world, it keeps getting mentioned long after its...

The title is not my opinion, I am proud to say, but that of Anton Kreil who deems himself worthy, by way of net-wealth, to qualify women as such.

Who's he? You ask - well Mr Kreil is a former city trader who appeared on ITV's This Morning recently...

Abracadabra! No, I have not decided to add being a magician to my list of dubious talents, I actually meant - Abracadabra...yes! That is with emphasis on the bra bit.

Okay stop sniggering you boys at the back, the Abracadbra (I will just call it that as 'Abracadabra-bra' sounds like...