The first crush I ever had, before Pamela Anderson, was Sergeant Debbie Callahan, from the Police Academy films. Those films also stick in my mind because of the character of Jones. Not because I also had a crush on him, but because, as a five year old, watching a man make lots of sound effects with his mouth was HILARIOUS.
So it was a nice surprise when I bumped into him the other day on an aeroplane, where we shared a bottle of wine, and I sort of wished Sergeant Debbie Callahan was also with us.
Michael's on tour now. Find out if his mouth is making noises in a town near you: http://michaelwinslow.net/live-tour-dates/
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