Ed O'Meara
Ed O'Meara won a student comedy award in 2003 and has reached the semi-finals of various stand up competitions. Since then he has capitalised on this success by becoming one of Britain's least heard-of comedians, broadcasters and cartoonists. He frequently takes shows up to the Edinburgh Festival which go almost entirely unnoticed and is on the verge of not finishing a novel he started years ago. He plans to rectify this by becoming a dynamic, whirlwind of productivity. Starting tomorrow.

Entries by Ed O'Meara

Why Corbynistas Are Idiots and Hate EVERYTHING!

(3) Comments | Posted 9 September 2015 | (12:27)

In spite of the unprecedented hourly drubbing that the media corps have dealt out on poor old Jeremy Corbyn, the man somehow survives and leads in polls. Furious by his lack of capitulation, the Eye of Sauron has now turned on the stubborn idiots who dare vote for him. Because...

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Jeremy Corbyn Is a Russian Double-Agent Terrorist Horseman of the Apocalypse... Apparently

(9) Comments | Posted 12 August 2015 | (22:37)

Tony Blair divides opinion. Some people think he's an unbearable, malignant irrelevance. Others think he's a filthy, lying warmonger. But whichever side you fall on, we can all agree on one thing: nobody cares what he has to say. To quote the far more politically-relevant Arnold Rimmer:

"I think we've...

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Eight Lessons Labour Must Learn

(10) Comments | Posted 11 June 2015 | (00:00)

The Labour Leadership campaign is in full swing and all the Labour stars are lining up for a shot at the big time, including Blairite, Brownite, Thunderbird Puppet and Retired Geography Teacher. But if Labour are going to win in 2020, they must take away the eight valuable lessons from...

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Here's EXACTLY Why Allen B West Is So Wrong

(0) Comments | Posted 2 April 2015 | (14:58)

I recently stumbled upon Allen B West's egregious blog "Here's EXACTLY why the Religious Freedom Act is so important." It was very important to call it the "Religious Freedom Act" as opposed to the "Gay People Are Icky Act." You know. Catchier.

West starts by pointing out that...

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Why the Dutch Are Better Than Us...

(0) Comments | Posted 9 February 2015 | (20:19)

If you want to see how civic society is done properly, go to Amsterdam. Walking through the manicured Vondelpark, I witnessed a jogger bend down, pick up a discarded bottle and deposit it into a recycling bin mid-stride. These people are self-cleaning! Contrast this with a Brit in comical drag...

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Eight Sharp Tips to Harpoon That Dream Job

(0) Comments | Posted 14 July 2014 | (00:00)

Jobs are horrible aren't they? What a waste of a life. Pity people who enjoy their job. They truly must have nothing. Still, while superrich psychopaths run our society you've got to play their sick, soul-destroying game. After all life comes with a monthly subscription charge, so here's how to...

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Rest Easy Everybody! Climate Change Is a Fiendish Leftie Conspiracy

(0) Comments | Posted 8 April 2014 | (13:31)

In his recent triumphalist Telegraph piece "The Game is Up for Climate Change Believers", Charles Moore finally puts pay to the scare story of Climate Change with a glowing review of Rupert Darwall's book, which pretty much concludes that climate change is a con. Charles Moore is not...

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Five Conspiracy Theories for the Panicky and Frustrated

(0) Comments | Posted 27 January 2014 | (14:09)

As well as Candy Crush, nudie ladies and stalking, the internet also helps bewildering people talk authoratively about stuff they've just made up. I examine five of the internet's greatest conspiracy theories and finally attempts to answer the question that humankind has struggled with since time you can't remember. Can...

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Mentally Strong People: The 13 Things They Avoid

(2) Comments | Posted 6 January 2014 | (21:59)

In response to Cheryl Conner's Forbe's article, I quizzed London's high flyers about what separates them from the lower tax bracket untermensch.

1. Waste Time Feeling Sorry for Themselves

You don't see strong people waste time on what injustices they've suffered. No, they select their favourite brace of...

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The Rich Should Just Keep Quiet

(1) Comments | Posted 23 November 2013 | (16:06)

When I was in my early 20s I worked for an independent TV company in the South West. Half of the staff were talented people from modest backgrounds on pitiful salaries. The other half were rich, overconfident blowhards who didn't need the wage but enjoyed the media prestige. One such...

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Rejection for Beginners and Improvers

(9) Comments | Posted 20 September 2013 | (00:00)

Without making the conscious decision, I found myself on Facebook stalking an 'ex'. I was staring at a photo of them on holiday, wondering if they'd had sex with the person they had their arm around. Wondering, staring, resentful, teeth grinding...

CONSCIENCE: Pull up Red Two! PULL UP!!

My conscious...

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The Patter of Tiny Feats... of Genius!

(0) Comments | Posted 18 September 2013 | (01:28)

They're London's next generation of influentials. Ed O'Meara introduces the capital's hottest 5 under-5s.

 photo HUFFkristabooboo_zps4d5c6a19.jpg Kristabooboo Smith
Fashion Designer, 3

Mixing classic Autumnal Parisian chic with deliciously bold flashes of vomited mashed carrot, Kristabooboo's daring...
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Horrible History...

(0) Comments | Posted 7 August 2013 | (14:59)

If you go to the Edinburgh Festival and you have a lovely time and lots of fun, it's because you're not putting on a show. If you go to the Edinburgh Festival and you have a lovely time and lots of fun and you're putting on a show, then there's...

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Harold the Geography Teacher, Shepherds and The MILF

(0) Comments | Posted 5 June 2013 | (00:10)

I remember the first time I was in a nativity play. I was a shepherd. I remember it because I had to wear an old tea towel on my head and it had a faded tomato ketchup stain on it and I wondered if they had tomato ketchup in Jesus'...

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Women Aren't Funny... They're Hilarious

(9) Comments | Posted 22 May 2013 | (00:00)

It's tough being a white middle-class male. The main reason it's tough is that you don't have much to complain about. Middle-class white males are still the best paid and have the most opportunity. The fact that I have neither money or opportunity is entirely my own fault. Being a...

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Louise Mensch Tells us Why-ne Not...

(0) Comments | Posted 14 May 2013 | (11:45)

Samantha Brick can get out of it. Louise Mensch is
the photogenic loudmouth we've been waiting for.

Pro-Fox Hunting, Pro-Censorship, Ex-Tory MP...

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The Campaign for Real Men...

(0) Comments | Posted 11 May 2013 | (15:19)

'Campaign' suggests that action must be taken, and it must be taken now! Campaign against climate change, campaign to cut banker's bonuses, campaign for real ale. All pressing issues demanding immediate action. For if we don't address these emergencies we end up with the human race in peril,...
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A Proper Gander at North Korea

(0) Comments | Posted 8 May 2013 | (16:08)

I was watching a repeat of BBC Four's excellent documentary film 'North Korea: A State of Mind' yesterday. It followed the day-to-day lives of school girls training hard to be prepared for the Mass Games, celebrating 55 years of the revolution. You got to see...
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Why does ITV want to enable middle aged comedians to destroy their reputations?

(0) Comments | Posted 3 May 2013 | (15:20)

"I'll be rounding up sheep, or is it the other way round?" asks Rory Bremner as he fucks about in a field and "That's the one officer" while pointing at an entirely innocent sheep. No, this isn't some terrifying peyote-induced nightmare, this is "Rory Bremner's Great British Views" on ITV....

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