10 Tweets That Say What We're All Thinking About The Agent Provocateur-Sports Direct Deal

sports direct trying to buy agent provocateur just doesn't compute in my head

— jess (@jesshinch_) March 2, 2017

can't think of anything more brexit britain than sports direct buying agent provocateur

— shangri-lad (@tracybleaker) March 2, 2017

Genuinely can't think of two more different customer bases than Sports Direct and Agent Provocateur https://t.co/BxbhMsA3RT

— Alasdair Pal (@AlasdairPal) March 2, 2017

Agent Provocateur and Sports Direct? Both purveyors of lurid, nylon tat - a merger made in heaven.

— surreyspinster (@surreyspinster) March 2, 2017

I want a giant Sports Direct-esque Agent Provocateur mug

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 2, 2017

Agent Provocateur is being bought by Sports Direct... You used to be greeted at the door with champagne, now it'll be a giant mug of cava.

— rebel rebel (@topshopgoth) March 2, 2017

@PaulHawksbee I dread to think what Newcastles kit might look like if that deal between sports direct & agent provocateur goes thru!

— David Collins (@MrDavidJCollins) February 27, 2017

Agent Provocateur to be saved by Sports Direct? Just wait till Mike Ashley is the face of the new advertising campaign.

— L.E. Bradley (@L_E_Bradley) March 2, 2017

@hansmollman I'm just excited to see the new gigantic carrier bags

— Paul Curry (@cr3) March 2, 2017

Mike Ashley pairing lacy undies with trackie bums in Sports Direct's move for Agent Provocateur. He's not the first - hi Kim Kardashian. pic.twitter.com/7MLqfN586z

— Ashley Armstrong (@AArmstrong_says) March 2, 2017