In case the ‘cheeky bum’ cut of your bikini wasn’t eye-catching enough.
Now you can attract attention with the tender twinkling of your charms colliding as they bounce off your cheeks. Not convinced.
And it doesn’t matter how cute they’d look as a bracelet, dangling these charms off your nethers raise a lot of questions.
As well as the weird aesthetics of this product, there are health and safety issues to consider.
Questions that undoubtedly arise are what if it rips out of there? Or what if you and your pals are blessed with a gloriously sunny day and the metal charms get hotter and hotter...
Just don’t be surprised if someone, red faced, has to let you know that “your tampon string is dangling, dear.”