David Cameron Offshore Fund Admission Prompts Inventive 'Curses' From Critics

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The Prime Minister's revelation that he profited from shares in his father's offshore trust has inspired some deeply British insults from those who feel he should be punished.

Cameron's admission over the fund, which was revealed in the leaked Panama Papers, prompted commenters to curse him with diabolical plagues, from having unevenly-flavoured crisps, to broken biscuits, and permanently crinkly shirts.

"May you constantly forget about your tea until it is unpleasantly tepid," said one tweeter, while another - perhaps the most henious of all - cursed him to "forever be plagued by rail replacement bus services".

I hope you get out of bed, stand on a plug, then a piece of Lego, and then a rake #CurseDavidCameron
— Mike Laxton (@Laxton_Himself) April 7, 2016

#cursedavidcameron May you constantly forget about your tea until it is unpleasantly tepid.
— Louise MacGregor (@cutpriceguignol) April 7, 2016

May all crisp packets you open have a highly unequal distribution of flavour. One really strong crisp, the rest plain. #CurseDavidCameron.
— kevin (@rascalblog) April 7, 2016

May your shirts be forever creased and your wallet always empty and the clouds forever grey #CurseDavidCameron
— Keith (@keithbawden) April 7, 2016

May all your biscuits be broken, your tea be weak and your milk at least a month old #CurseDavidCameron
— ladeeda (@notsoshouty) April 7, 2016

#CurseDavidCameron May you always be upwind of rotting cabbages.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 7, 2016

#CurseDavidCameron May you marathon a Year of Coronation Street
— Henry (@TrollHisoka) April 7, 2016

May your Eggnog at Christmas be too eggy and not Noggy enough. #CurseDavidCameron
— GrumpyWebDesigner (@grumpywebdesign) April 7, 2016

#CurseDavidCameron

May you struggle to find your ticket at the front of the cinema queue! pic.twitter.com/iXrApqKgWR
— Dave Gibson (@MrDaveGibson) April 7, 2016

#cursedavidcameron May your dunked digestive forever break into soggy pieces into your tea
— bookfan2 (@Borderbabe1) April 7, 2016

May you be unable to turn off notifications for the hashtag #CurseDavidCameron
— aclueaday (@aclueaday) April 7, 2016

#CurseDavidCameron May he never be able to find the end of the sellotape with ease, and may it always split when he does
— Pooka (@fractalbears) April 7, 2016

May every film be ruined by plot spoilers #CurseDavidCameron
— Tony (@DrConfuddled) April 7, 2016

May you never find a shop that sells toilet paper #CurseDavidCameron
— DottyIsDotty (@DotMacleod) April 7, 2016

May you stand on slugs in bare feet while you have a crafty cig on the back step #CurseDavidCameron
— Iain (@Keroffin) April 7, 2016

May your Waitrose be forever out of quinoa #CurseDavidCameron
— Craigster (@2wheels2dex) April 7, 2016

May you forever be plagued by rail replacement bus services #CurseDavidCameron
— Amy (@thisisamy_) April 7, 2016

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