In the worst case of spanner-in-the-works since you deleted Tinder and entered a fully-committed relationship with carbohydrates, Dev Patel now has a girlfriend.
It was just a doting son doing a nice thing. How disappointing.
How do we know this? He already has a girlfriend (probs).
It has been rumoured that the ‘Lion’ actor is dating Australian actress Tilda Cobham-Hervey, but now pictures have emerged of the pair looking really bloody happy and holding hands.
And the internet is heartbroken.
And because the internet is wonderfully predictable, everyone is processing the news in their own way.
Oh guys, we’re happy for you really.
(Dev call us.)