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Narcissistic Donald Trump Cards Don't Feature Your Average Valentine's Day Quotes

Free love from the leader of the Free World.

14/02/2017 10:39 GMT | Updated 14/02/2017 11:05 GMT
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'I love you like Trump loves himself'

As we all know, Donald Trump is EVERYWHERE - and on Valentine’s Day, sorry, but there’s no exception.

NSFW Valentine’s Trump cards poking fun at the US President have appeared on Imgur, while a London-based creative duo have played on the leader of the Free World’s alleged narcissism with a range of their own. 

Here’s a selection of the brash designs that have been posted on Imgur.

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'I'd grab your pussy only if you grab mine'
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'I want you on my side of the wall'
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'You're alright because you're all white'
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'I'd lift my travel ban for you, baby'
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'I'd date you like I'd date Ivanka'
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'Putin says he is willing to share me with you'

Elsewhere, Charlie Smith and Max Gill-Engel, from London, decided to take on Trump’s alleged ‘malignant narcissism’ in a series of Valentine’s cards - after his mental stability was called into question by psychologist Dr Lynne Meyer.

The pair designed three cards with the message “I love you - like Trump loves himself.”

Inside the cards read: “Roses are red, my wall will be ‘uge. I love myself and this person loves you. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Trump Valentines
'I love you - like Trump loves himself'

Smith told The Huffington Post UK: “We came up with the idea during a lunch break, after reading the article by a psychiatrist who genuinely believes Trump suffers from a condition called ‘malignant narcissism’. 

“Certainly, it’s astonishing how Trump has so much love for himself, and we wanted to share some of that love around using Valentine’s Day to bring a bit of a light to a situation that looks increasingly dark.

“Often humour is a good creative response to troubling news - it tends to have more cut through as a way of addressing a problem or tackling an issue than argument alone.

“And we’ve seen that a lot with Trump - from the homemade protest signs that were designed for the women’s march in January to the ‘I’ll see you in court’ Twitter storm of last week - there’s been a wave of witty and creative forms of protest.”

Trump Valentines
'I love you like Trump loves himself'