Here's how to go about it.
1. Add the flour.
"But don't just add it. Look in the packet, put your finger in there, get it all over your hands."
2. Add the sugar.
"A little bit in the bowl, a little on your lap, and then a bit more on your lap."
3. Get a teaspoon of baking powder.
"Flick it everywhere, apart from in the bowl. Oh, and give it a little taste."
4. Mix it all together.
"Lightly tap the concoction with a spoon, but don't quite mix it together."
(If only it was that easy).