Harry Potter Patronus Quiz Results That Are A Bit Weird But Much Better Than 'Aardvark'

The official Harry Potter fan site Pottermore released a long awaited quiz on Thursday which allowed users to find out what their Patronus is.

While JK Rowling had to swiftly clarify that “Harambe” was not a real result in the online test, many people continued to claim they were given totally ridiculous answers.

Presumably because the actual results of West Highland Terrier, salmon and rat were completely underwhelming. These ones are much better and we wish they were actually in the game.

My real patronus is a KitKat
— Tracy King (@tkingdot) September 23, 2016

My patronus is a guy mansplaining the patronus
— Sophie PEUtzal (@Sonic_Screwup) September 23, 2016

got a patronus already, thx pic.twitter.com/dhe13WXyPt
— Josh, A Cagan (@joshacagan) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is a disappointed 44-year-old man.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is a McDonald's sausage and egg mcmuffin meal with an extra hash brown
— Emma (@ViolasDisguise) September 22, 2016

my patronus is a surly irish man going "please stop summoning me"
— Jim Trinca (@Jim_Trinca) September 22, 2016

My patronus is a person or thing that totally knows/doesn't know what a patronus is. Possibly a tiger. Or a duck.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 23, 2016

heard your boyfriend's patronus is bon jovi
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) September 23, 2016

My #Patronus is the most accurate... pic.twitter.com/MRAjwK64qo
— Amber Osborne (@MissDestructo) September 22, 2016

My patronus is your mum
— Barry (@QuantumPirate) September 22, 2016

:/ My patronus is a middle aged financial advisor called Clive. What do I do. He won't go back in the wand
— Oh good, Anna (@Thiefree) September 22, 2016

As I suspected, my patronus is sweatpants.
— Jake Sidwell (@jakesidwell) September 22, 2016

Don't need someone else to tell me, this is my Patronus. pic.twitter.com/UBZbbo0Wan
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) September 23, 2016

I'm not gonna waste the bandwidth doing the test, I already know my Patronus is a honey-baked ham.
— Adam Hughes (@AH_AdamHughes) September 23, 2016

My patronus is staying in bed
— Rob Anybody (@WaisterTime) September 23, 2016

If I were a wizard at Hogwarts, my Patronus would be three day old salsa stain on a pair of jeans.
— Parachute (@parachute) September 22, 2016

I discovered my Patronus is Alex Salmond Riding A Unicorn on J.K. Rowling's @pottermore. Find yours https://t.co/1RkE12Xi7J #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/h6ATc6kT43
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) September 22, 2016

My patronus is a Xanax tablet
— Michelle Dean (@michelledean) September 22, 2016

My patronus is Danny DeVito.
— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) September 22, 2016

My patronus is a garbage bag full of wet barbershop hair.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) September 22, 2016

This Patronus test on #Pottermore is a bit harsh. pic.twitter.com/eAhlwdKXsF
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is a cat inconveniently laying on a keyboard
— Sarah Schauer (@SJSchauer) September 22, 2016

My Patronus is me.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) September 22, 2016

I figured out my Patronus! pic.twitter.com/sth2Tv2qod
— Andrew ★ Stew-Art (@Viruul) September 22, 2016

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