James Blunt Has A Dire Warning About 2017

2016 has been rubbish but if music maestro James Blunt has anything to do with it next year is set to be even worse.

Forget Brexit, forget Trump and forget David... erm whatwashisname...

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 13, 2016

NOOOOO!/YESSSSS! (delete as applicable).

Blunt’s announcement prompted a mixed response.

.@JamesBlunt 12 cover versions of 'You're Beautiful' I hope.
— ewenmacintosh (@ewenmacintosh) December 13, 2016

@JamesBlunt @EmiliaJayee haven't we suffered enough? Please have some mercy James 😱
— Kon Karapanagiotidis (@Kon__K) December 13, 2016

Obviously, this isn’t the first time Blunt has been utterly hilarious on Twitter, he’s arguably the most humorously brutal UK resident with access to a keyboard.

Take his infamous Jeremy Hunt swipe earlier this year when he managed to call the Health Secretary a “c*nt” without even saying the word “c*nt”.

I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 11, 2016

Classic.

Now is as good a time as ever to reminisce over some of his finest Twitter moments.

It's only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014

Sorry. Wrong hole. RT @Sam_SamV: James Blunt makes my ears bleed
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 20, 2014

Slightly dismayed that the 1 time I'm on TV in the last 10 years is ona @LouisTheroux documentary about Jimmy Savile pic.twitter.com/6y2y2a8E1b
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 3, 2016

Then sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt's face fully aggravates me
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 21, 2016

Depends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2016

Prince Harry. By text. BOOM! RT @dinolauz: Who the fuck invited James Blunt to the Invictus Games?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 10, 2016

Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 8, 2014

RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt? pic.twitter.com/ahCI6N9ZRn
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 16, 2014

I never liked the sound of my own voice. Till it made me rich. @SamanthaMika: Does anyone else HATE james blunt's voice? I can't stand it.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 1, 2013

Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 3, 2014

Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013

Nope, you're on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013

Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2014

Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 8, 2014

You seem to have sent a conceited knob with PMT to an otherwise GREAT gig. RT @Independent: Hammersmith Apollo review http://t.co/WieZsZRyKT
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 3, 2014

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