We all know at this stage of the game that Katie Price has no qualms about getting candid when it comes to her sex life, whether it’s dishing the dirt with her ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ housemates or causing controversy with her fellow ‘Loose Women’ panellists.
And yet… she still has the power to shock us, even after all this time.
On this occasion, she’s raised eyebrows with a particularly graphic excerpt from her new autobiography, ‘Reborn’, currently being serialised in The Sun, in which she recalls a liaison she had with a married celebrity.
Sometimes, a truly compelling piece of prose needs no real introduction, so we’ll just hand you right over to Katie at this point.
Discussing the affair with ‘Mr X’, she says: “In the flesh I instinctively knew I wasn’t deeply attracted to Mr X but there was something intriguing about him. And I’m a sucker for a fit pair of legs and a muscular chest, and he had those in spades.
Now we know the colour of Katie’s sofa, let’s continue. Oh, and brace yourself, because there’s a reference to a “cordless drill” coming any moment.
“Put it this way: If I’d needed a shelving unit erected, he’d have been perfect. Instead of handling me gently and passionately like most women want, he was like a cordless drill on a multi-speed setting!”
And do you know what? It’s not over yet.
“He reminded me of a red Bosch that I have in my garage,” she adds, “Bang . . . bang . . . bang, bang, bang. At one point I panicked, thinking, ‘Shit, if he doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to be permanently attached to the bed!’
Read more of Katie’s story in ‘Reborn’, which goes on sale on 22 September.