'Naked Attraction' Viewers Recoil As Contestant Makes Gratuitous Comparison About Her Vagina

We fear viewers may never recover from this.

09/08/2016 11:10

Naked Attraction’ caused rather a stir when it debuted on Channel 4 earlier this month, thanks to its errrrm, unique spin on the dating show format, that sees contestants stripping off to find love. 

But if you thought watching people’s naked bodies being judges by potential partners was horrifying enough, it’s got nothing on the admission one hopeful made on Monday (8 August) night’s episode of the show. 

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Mum-of-two Tracy was one of the, shall we say, open-minded individuals taking part in the show, and when she was forced to lose her clothing during the final round of looking at a load of men in the buff, she made a rather special comparison about her vagina. 

We’re warning you now, it’s quite something. 

“I think mine looks like a beef sandwich,” she told host Anna Richardson. 

As you can imagine, the people of the internet reacted accordingly: 

Surprisingly, ‘Naked Attraction’ has proved to be a hit, pulling in over one million viewers on Monday night, which is up over 38% on the people who usually watch Channel 4 in the 10pm slot. 

‘Naked Attraction’ continues next Monday at 10pm on Channel 4. 


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