The gender pay gap and sexual inequality can make being a woman a pretty unattractive prospect.
Then there’s the bleeding once a month and having to push a baby out of your vagina after nine months of carrying it around with you.
But we’re not going to let that keep us down.
No Knickers With Maxi Skirts
“You’re all covered up, but you’re out in public NOT WEARING ANY PANTS. You get a nice breeze flowing around everything, with pretty much no risk of any of your bits showing. I can’t stress enough how great it is.”
Drunk Girls In Toilets
Shaved Legs In Fresh Sheets
“Feeling like a sexy ninja when your bra and panties happen to match.”
“Mermaid hair in the shower. This is when you wet your hair and use it to cover your nips and you look like a mermaid. Also boobs floating in the bath is pretty swell.”
Playing With Boobs
“How fun boobs are to play with in the shower. Not even in a sexual way, it’s just funny in principle - they’re just there so I may as well find a bright side to it all.”
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