Instead of having to shut the laptop as quickly as humanly possible, the newest concept in sex technology ensures youâll be wearing a gas mask when your relative finds you completely immersed in smut.
The OhRoma device not only promises to deliver on visuals and sounds, but simultaneously infuses the air with up to three different scents all at once so you feel like youâre really there.
And in case youâre wondering what sort of erotic smells those would be (although weâre pretty sure you have a good idea) there are as many as 30 different ones to choose from.
They canât all be sweaty balls.
Camsoda, who have launched the device, says that they can be anything from body odour, to your favourite fragrances, âpantiesâ and other âprivate partsâ.
You can even have âhuman breathâ which might do something to reassure you this isnât the loneliest use of your time ever.
In case youâre actually interested in how this will work, the OhRoma operates as a separate device to your VR headset, requiring you to attach your chosen cartridge to the hardware.
It even pairs with Bluetooth on your smartphone, to ensure maximum potential embarrassment when someone inevitably notices the app.
The cartridges are retailing at $10 a time, and the device itself (in which you insert the cartridges) is $70.
If this is 2017, weâre not sure we like it.